A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
An invisible man is here to see you
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...