The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...