A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...