Bashing Blondes…part 2!
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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
you want a divorce
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Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
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Whats the square root of 69?
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Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...