Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...