Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...