Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...