How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...