Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...