Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...