The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...