stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...