Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...