Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...