Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...