Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!