The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...