Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...