Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
This man goes into the doctor with his…
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...