Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...