How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Christmas downsizing
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New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...