3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...