Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!