Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...