redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...