make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.