Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Top 10 – Baseball is better than sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...