Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...