Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...