Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!