Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...