The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...