Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...