News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Wrong ISP
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER1. Their company logo: two...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!