Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...