How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...