Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...