What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...