Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...