They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Why Life can not be like Star Trek
Life Will Not Be Like Star Trek—————————————–There are so many Star Trek(tm) spin-offs that...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...