Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...