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The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Your Momma is so ugly
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The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Police officer’s foods
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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
He is a very fast drinker
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