The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...