Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...