The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...