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|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Rules to give to your Boss!
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Another costume
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What’s the Arkansas state motto?
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Bank customer service
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An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.