Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...