A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...