Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...