Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...